Woody Allen

Woody Allen on Good & Evil

"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better. . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."

-- Woody Allen

According to modern astronomers

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they've left things."

-- Woody Allen

Woody Allen on God

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."

-- Woody Allen

On achieving immortality

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work . . . I want to achieve it through not dying."

-- Woody Allen
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